Tuesday, September 30, 2008

My mom likes to cencor clerihews

I did a clerihew earlier. I did it because I was board. It was about Ken Ham:

There is a man named Ken Ham.
He is such a ham.
His brain is so small
he could fit in a crowded hall.

My mom Instantly labeled it "Backbiting". Unless it is in the dictionary I won't listen to the word.
Oh it is. Waaaaaaaaaa.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

My Vote

Being a minor, I can't vote. But if I did what I voted would be influenced by my mom,
the nice, caring, social worker. However, (and this is important) It is not what she would vote.
Prop. 1: YES, I care about our climate.
Prop. 2: YES, I want animals to be treated well.
Prop. 3: (further research needed)
Prop. 4: YES, but maybe NO (depends on circumstances).
Prop. 5: YES, our prisons are overcrowded.
Prop. 6: NO, (see previous)
Prop. 7: YES, I support solar, wind, etc.
Prop. 8: NO.
Prop. 9: YES.
Prop. 10: YES.
Prop. 11: ?
Prop. 12: YES.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I have settled it

Atomic number is the number of protons.
Atomic mass is the mass of an atom.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Big Bang poem

The Thing
(censored) (censored)
There was once a thing,
it was the only thing,
at least in it's universe.

Don't ask what it was.
I don't know.
All I know is that it was something,
who, what, where, I don't know.

The thing was small
and very hot
and not to mention,

After I don't know how long,
it exploded.

When it exploded
it created everything,
from time and space
to the building blocks
of matter.

In the seconds after
the quarks came together
forming the protons
and the neutrons.

In those few seconds
there were things
that don't exist now
such as negative protons.
But by less than
a minute after
the big explosion
they didn't exist.

And thats how
the universe
may have started,
but theories
can be proven wrong.